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Farewell Ode to Carly Atchison…

We crafted a poetic tribute to celebrate her departure from Stitt's propaganda office.

7:44 AM EDT on May 19, 2023

As we mentioned earlier this month, Carly Atchison – Stitt’s Communications She Troll who has been terrorizing the local social media scene since she arrived on the job a few years ago – starts a new PR job on Monday, perhaps for Desantis or the Wicked Witch of the West.

Although she won’t work with me or respond to my emails, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed getting know Carly from afar over the past few years.

Say what you want about her ultra-right-wing political ideologies, warped reasoning skills, and general unlikability, she’s excellent at spreading deceptive and misleading info online that appeals to right-wing nut jobs, all while simultaneously leaving liberals, wokes, and the media in the body bags.