Last month, Louis Fowler filed a glowing review about Jabee’s Eastside Pizza House on NE 23rd, declaring out loud that it’s the best pizza in Oklahoma City and possibly the state.
In the piece, Louis marveled at the pizzeria’s unique pies and charcoal crust, the menu’s homage to OKC’s civil rights leaders, and the “evocative art that clung to the walls.”
You know, works of art like this badass boombox:
I guess Louis’s review reached a little too far and wide, because earlier this week, one of the metro’s dumbest thieves thought it would be a good idea to put on his nicest pair of work boots, waltz into the pizzeria that’s owned by a famous local musician with a large social media following, blankly stare directly into security cameras, and then swipe the work of art from a shelf on the pizza house’s walls.
Check this out:

