On the night of Wednesday, September 14th, I was at home minding my own business when the following Ogle Mole dispatch slipped inside the TLO inbox.
I don't know who sent it, where it came from, or why they chose us, but it will go down in history as one of the best news tips we've ever received.
Check it out:

It's good to be loved, I tell you!
After watching the video a dozen times, zooming in, and laughing my ass off, I figured I had a fun little story on my hands. The next afternoon, I confirmed with our friends at Patricia's that what I was seeing was actually what I was seeing, and shared the video on Twitter so I could easily embed it into an article I was writing.
I knew it would get some likes, replies, and retweets, but I'll admit, I was a bit unprepared for the international odd news / tabloid / clickbait / morning FM radio show banter breaking news event I was about to unleash on the world...
Uhm… it looks like this wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40! Great camera work, @news9! pic.twitter.com/bdFh3hGuNs
— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) September 15, 2022
As I saw the tweet quickly explode like a teenage virgin on prom night across the Oklahoma Twitterverse, I hastily wrapped up the article for publishing. I knew I had to write the perfect headline to accompany the piece, and I'm proud to say I put my world-class skills to the test and hit a home run.
The wreck apparently occurred near a major adult-themed product distribution center located near I-40 and Morgan Rd. More details here... https://t.co/Lh7fMjhjia
— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) September 15, 2022
Sure, the material was served up on a platter, but I killed it.
From there, I sat down all fat and happy, and watched the clicks, likes, shares, and hysterical replies come in as the story went viral across the Internet, temporarily overwhelming our servers in the process.
In fact, by Friday afternoon, just about every major tabloid and clickbait media outlet had a story about the I-40 Sex Toy Spill on their website, with a decent chunk of them actually giving us credit...
A truck hauling sex toys and lube crashed on an Oklahoma highway, spilling its load on the road. https://t.co/LExkr0wQh1
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 16, 2022
Load of dildos and lube all over I-40: Truck appears to have spilled a whole bunch of sex toys https://t.co/kLra8hNR69
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) September 17, 2022
Truck believed to be full of sex toys overturns on Oklahoma I-40 highway https://t.co/tcpvumKr6Q pic.twitter.com/inlUCMqLjm
— New York Post (@nypost) September 16, 2022
D-List celebs got in on the action, too.
In light of her corrupt ruling, I can only imagine that Aileen Cannon was distracted upon seeing it was HER semi truck filled with dildos and lube on the freeway today. https://t.co/JDaxTTpAh2
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) September 16, 2022
“Due to this disaster there will be a projected 63% drop in female orgasms and a 42% increase in male TMJ. The breaking of the dildo supply chain is a failure of the Biden administration. DOJ is currently asking @tedcruz to appear in front of the newly formed dildo committee.” https://t.co/JE6DsDLOcx
— Titus (@TitusNation) September 15, 2022
“Wrecked semi shoots load of dildos and lube all over I-40…” https://t.co/5EFDmcENCw
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 15, 2022
The story raced so fast across the Internet that it got the attention of Snopes! They confirmed our report as true!
✅ True. According to reports, the tractor-trailer truck spilled what appeared to be sex toys such as dildos or vibrators, as well as liquid items, possibly lubricant, all over the road when it overturned. https://t.co/p11XamGeE7
— snopes.com (@snopes) September 16, 2022
I'm not going to lie, as a guy who's addicted to clicks, it was fun and fulfilling to watch this story go viral. As an Internet publisher, they're the rare types of stories you live for, and when you do experience one, you try to enjoy it because you don't know when or even if it will happen again.
Seriously, how often does Eddie Vedder of all people reference something you helped spawn while playing a concert in your hometown???
Actually, Eddie Vedder indirectly referenced a TLO article while playing at Chesapeake Arena back in 2013 when he responded to a news story we broke about him calling the people in OKC fuckers for stealing the Sonics, so I guess it is common. Either way, since he's apparently a loyal reader, can I ask that he add "Black" to the setlist the next time Pearl Jam comes to town? I'd appreciate it.
Anyway, out of the 10,000 or so articles we've published on this site over the last 15 years, the I-40 Sex Toy Spill rivals our expose on Skip Bayless's high school basketball career, our exclusive report that Jessica Alba vandalized downtown OKC with Great White Shark posters, and a few other scoops that have fallen in our laps over the years as one of the most popular Lost Ogle articles of all time.
We'd like to thank the Mole who made us aware of that erotic semi's slippery cargo, and – whether it was intentional or not – we'd also like to thank Jim Gardner and Lacey Lowry for the hysterical commentary that made the video extra funny, and News 9 management for being too prude to capitalize on it.
Stay with The Lost Ogle. We'll make sure local news stories involving lube and dildos are never hidden inside the nightstand drawer.