The cool country bro with the weird little knot in his beard who looks like he has wet dreams about oversized tires on a Ford F350 diesel pickup truck is Velma-Alma schoolboard member Andy McGuire. I'm not sure why a guy whose idea of edu-ma-cation is watching old Duck Dynasty episodes on DVD is serving on a school board, but I assume it's to meet biological girls.
Earlier this week, Andy revealed to the world on Tik Tok that not only is he an anti-trans bigot with some strong opinions on the private lives and personal decisions of trans children and their families, but he's also a fan of the 1993 cults sports movie "The Program," especially the famous now-deleted scene where the football players lay down in the middle of the street on a dare. Remember it?