After careful consideration, and consulting the highest reaches and darkest corners of the Ogle Mole Network, The Lost Ogle Editorial Board is terrified to endorse Crazy Carol Herner for mayor of Oklahoma City.
We're making this endorsement, quite frankly, because it's best for our business interests. No offense to David Holt – we'll never forgive him for his mayoral mic drop – or the other candidates, but they can't match this Rose Creek Karen when it comes to generating polarizing pageview content.