While Gov. Kevin Stitt sits in his multi-million-dollar Edmond abode and prays to Republican Jesus to give him the strength to fully focus on the execution of Julius Jones, he’s apparently had a couple of free moments to sign a few executive orders recently, including blocking the state from issuing birth certificates with an "X" gender marker.
After all, he’s just looking out for you, Oklahoma!
It’s one of the many ways he’s implementing the Oklahoma Standard into our lives—whether we like it or not!—so much so, that it got me to thinking: what are some of the other executive orders he probably wants to implement before he’s ousted from office elected President of the United States, with many of them being instituted by Thanksgiving or, as his family calls it, White Christmas.