Select list of Derplahomans featured on weird Trump whiteboard…

Earlier this week, left and right-wing social media echo chambers went nuts on Twitter after American traitor Michael Flynn shared of photo of a white dry erase board showing a weird spaghetti diagram flow chart of people, and select biblical quotes, that all point back to Donald Trump.

Here are the details via Huffington Post:

PatriotTakes, which monitors right-wing extremism, shared an image of the board after it was posted Tuesday on disgraced retired Gen. Michael Flynn’s account on Telegram, a messaging app popular with far-right groups, including white supremacists:

The whiteboard itself seems to belong to right-wing podcaster Clay Clark and shows the ways he and his associates can deliver conspiracy theories about the coronavirus to Trump by highlighting people Clark has spoken to who also have connections to the former president.

Really? Someone make a flow chart on how to deliver crazy conspiracy theories to Donald Trump? Talk about an incredible waste of time. That would be like drawing a big whiteboard on how to deliver Sante Fe vacationing tips to Kevin Stitt. I think he has that part covered.

Naturally, a whiteboard showing the various people who can deliver quack-pot ideas to Donald Trump featured a who's-who list of notable Oklahoma nutjobs.

This includes the First Lady of Derplahoma herself, Crazy Carol Hefner:

Boy, you know that had to make Crazy Carol's day. I bet she logged onto Facebook and started DMing her kid's friends her favorite anti-vaxxer memes just to celebrate! Making that board will surely help her in her quest to be named President of the Oklahoma Society of Allfluent Racist Nutjobs (OSARN) someday.

Governor Meathead made the board. Above him is one of his BFFs – former Oklahoma Secretary of Commerce Sean Kouplen. It also includes guy he put in charge of blundering our state's response to the pandemic, Lt. Lance Frye.

Frye and Kouplen weren't the only Stittheads to make the list. It also featured Matt "Pretty Boy" Pinnell and local media critic Bond Payne:

It's kind of funny to see Pinnell's name on the list. He tries to pass himself off as some sort of feel-good, compassionate modern-day conservative à la Mayor McSelfie, but deep down, you know he's a right-wing nut just like all the other people on the board. I can't wait to write more about him when he runs for Governor or Senator in a few years.

As we know, any whiteboard conspiracy theory flowchart wouldn't be complete without our Derplahoman Dandy, Markwayne Mullin:

How much do you want to bet that at the next Capitol insurrection Markwayne will be telling all the rioters he was on the Trump whiteboard as they start gathering up congressmen for the gallows?

Anyway, those are just some of the Oklahoma names that I found while searching the board like it was some warped right-ring Where's Waldo. If you spot some that I missed, let us know in the comments.