It’s been a full week of batshit bills and racist rhetoric for Oklahoma lawmakers!
Along with attempting to ban the teaching of LGBTQIA+ diversity in schools and allow on-duty city employees to carry guns with little liability, lawmakers stayed up past midnight earlier this week to pass a bill that would grant immunity to drivers who run over protesters. Yeah, it’s super shady that they passed this bill while most of their constituents were probably sleeping, but do you expect anything less?
It got me think – what other seedy activities are Oklahoma lawmakers doing after midnight. Here are seven educated guesses:
Going to Strip Clubs
So far bills that would provide more transparency and external oversight in police brutality investigations have failed, while bills that would essentially make it illegal to take photos or videos of police officers on duty or even accidentally touch a cop are moving right along. Oklahoma lawmakers must be conglomerating at the Red Dog for their committee meetings, because they are basically applying stripper rules to police officers.