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7 other seedy activities Oklahoma lawmakers are doing after midnight!

1:26 PM EST on March 11, 2021

It’s been a full week of batshit bills and racist rhetoric for Oklahoma lawmakers!

Along with attempting to ban the teaching of LGBTQIA+ diversity in schools and allow on-duty city employees to carry guns with little liability, lawmakers stayed up past midnight earlier this week to pass a bill that would grant immunity to drivers who run over protesters. Yeah, it’s super shady that they passed this bill while most of their constituents were probably sleeping, but do you expect anything less?

It got me think – what other seedy activities are Oklahoma lawmakers doing after midnight. Here are seven educated guesses: