After Representative Justin Humphrey’s Big Foot Hunting Season bill failed to pass, he began working on a scheme to set aside state funding and raise money from private donors to set a bounty for the cryptid’s capture. At this point, introducing a bill that would allow 50 sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads to be dumped into the Red River would seem like a better use of lawmakers’ time and state resources. It would probably keep Texans out of the Winstar as well.
What else would you call 5 bills that aim to limit access to or flat-out ban abortion that would likely force Oklahomans to carry unwanted pregnancies to term and give birth in a state that doesn’t even guarantee them a minimum wage that could afford to raise a kid?
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Getting Shit Faced
Only people who drink booze would write a billcook up a scheme to get mixed drinks and cocktails delivered. I know because I am said people. Except my scheme involves texting my husband across the house to bring me another round because there’s usually a cat on my lap.
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Constructing New Aluminum Foil hats
In all fairness, the hats that are worn by men like State Rep Justin Humphrey will prevent the radio frequencies transmitted from the Moderna vaccine from installing Windows 10X in your prefrontal cortex.