Last week, Governor Stitt sent the social justice crowd on Twitter into a tizzy when he tweeted a pair of eyeball emojis before announcing his two new female cabinet members.
Although we love to call Kevin out on his Bull Stitt, I'm okay with this. In fact, I don’t think our esteemed governor uses modern-day hieroglyphics enough! Here’s are 10 more emojis Stitt should sprinkle in his tweets!
Remember that 30 second “visit” Oklahoma ad late last year? One man’s “tourism campaign” is another man’s “state-sponsored propaganda that attempts to rationalize and encourage travel in the public eye a few weeks before the esteemed leader’s trip to New Mexico.” I am not sure if the two planes placed closely together are to encourage travel or show how quickly he returned home once TLO broke the story.
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This can be what he sends out to let local arts organizations know that he approves of their forced praise and adulation.
He'll send this out whenever he needs to drum up help or support from his most loyal fans and followers.
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This could be used when he decides to tweet another misleading announcement about vaccination rates in Oklahoma. If he would’ve taken 2 minutes to read the Frontier’s report on state vaccination numbers, he would know that even though it sounds badass to save a million Okies are vaccinated, it’s not true. But by all the hoopla surrounding his emoji eyeball tweets, maybe adding the little shot emojis would have been enough to distract us all from calling him out.
This emoji is perfect to announce another staged photo opportunity for the governor to show he can actually wear a mask. Side note: it’s also another example of an emoji wearing something better than our esteemed governor.