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7 Improvements For The Oklahoma County Jail

9:20 AM EDT on September 9, 2020

In this turbulent era where the cries of rightfully defunding the police are rarely heard, Oklahoma County Commissioners have told area social justice types to go to hell—or, most likely, go to jailallocating around $36 million dollars in CARES Act money for the ailing county jail last week in a contentious meeting.

And while, sure, this cash could have gone to mental health programs, homeless outreach or local organizations like LifeChurch or a DC bible museum, the money will instead be going to “Covid-19 response at the jail,” whatever that means.