With all the wacky shit that goes on at 4, 5, 9 and 25, you’d think they were taking drugs the commercial breaks. You know, someone off screen trying not to cough from an overzealous bong hit as someone takes a Xanax with their white wine while the weather person tells is it’s beautiful outside and we must stay at home. I really wish that I could access the OMMA patient list just so I could confirm my suspicions. So until an Ogle Mole informs me otherwise, here’s my list of OKC news people that I know are high on something, not life.
Kent Ogle
This guy looks like he just split a tray of indica brownies, washed it down with a keg stand and decided to read the news each morning. From the far off look in his eyes to the questionable jokes he tells on air, this wake n' beker has to be lit AF and loving every moment of it!
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