
Thank goodness we survived another epic winter storm!
As usual, all of the reports were accurate, and the trusty TV news meteorologists protected us against several inches of brutal snow, sleet, and ice. Hopefully, things will begin to thaw today, but the roads are still very hairy, so be safe out there. I haven't bothered to leave the house or even look out the window, since I trusted Mike Morgan so much.
In lieu of a traditional news recap, I thought it would be fun to take a look back at how everything played out:
Snowpacalypse Now
Oh that's so cute! Yeah, it kinda was something you said:
Oklahoma Storm Update:Heavy snow will become a major threat mainly for Saturday. Heaviest snow (6"-12") will occur from Elk City to El Reno/Enid. OKC-Stillwater will be in the 3"-6" range with lower amounts across Southern OK. All of this on Sat. Watching! pic.twitter.com/rfx7UwuN6b
— Damon Lane (@KOCOdamonlane) December 5, 2018
Gov. Mary Fallin has issued a STATE OF EMERGENCY for all 77 counties in Oklahoma due to the snow and ice headed this way. WINTER STORM WATCH in place for all counties in teal. pic.twitter.com/hOBvclNcFc
— Damon Lane (@KOCOdamonlane) December 6, 2018
Of course, we spent the next few days getting really excited and anxious about what was going to happen, and going to the grocery store to prepare for the upcoming onslaught:
Live look at snow lovers. pic.twitter.com/9iPPynfp2h
— Michael Armstrong (@KOCOMichael) December 6, 2018
weather forecast for Friday and Saturday pic.twitter.com/NEnm6zq7PQ
— Bennett Berry (@bennettberry) December 6, 2018
thought I was avoiding the pre-storm onslaught by going to the grocery at 3. I was wrong. Very wrong. pic.twitter.com/aNxhRDPhyb
— Bennett Berry (@bennettberry) December 6, 2018
Me grocery shopping/storm prepping even though I know good and well I won’t cook and I’ll just wait for the snow to clear and get chicken nuggets. 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/fqYBE9t5B2
— Taylor (@_tay_97) December 7, 2018
Too true, and no I’m not on any grocery store’s payroll. #okwx pic.twitter.com/hrcsPYlVqb
— Damien Lodes (@OKCWXMan) December 4, 2018
I predict a lot of cereal and sandwiches in your future-- Said the cashier to everyone at the grocery store on Thursday. #okwx #itwillbe50onmonday
— Jason Calder (@JasonACalder) December 7, 2018
Okay, sorry about that last one, but it was just creepy enough that it warranted inclusion.
Anyways, even Mayor David Holt even took it pretty seriously:
OKC is one of the few cities in America with a mayor that openly encourages people to stay home and fuck while watching Netflix during winter weather. Pretty cool. https://t.co/St2Pa2qUkK
— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) December 7, 2018
So of course, since nothing actually happened, Twitter went nuts with the milk & bread memes:
We survived the great snowpocolypse of 2018.
— Brandi Peterson (@MrsP3tey) December 8, 2018
It’s cold and it’s raining a little.
Good thing we got plenty of bread and milk. 😂 pic.twitter.com/q0xwci7Lhy
When you realize you bought everything BUT the bread and milk. #OKWx pic.twitter.com/2ASJeC7nqe
— Rob Welcher (@robwelcher) December 5, 2018
We got literally 0 snow 😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Lauren (@LRMurphh) December 8, 2018
Edmond, OK snow totals pic.twitter.com/0yvTLixnbw
— David Bloese (@dbloese) December 8, 2018
When I wake up and see no snow pic.twitter.com/FnYv5sHlt1
— Jon Hamm (@JonMHamm) December 8, 2018
All that said, the roads did get a little wet Saturday morning:
Counting my blessings and thanking God for today. My @infinitiusa didn't survive, but I did thanks to 27 airbags and the grace of God. (with only one airbag burn and some soreness to show for it)
— Lesley McCaslin (@LesleyMcCaslin) December 8, 2018
Friendly PSA: No ice, just a little water on the road was … https://t.co/MNRR27q3yk pic.twitter.com/gtH2e6o0DU
Thankfully, Lesley is okay. She's probably the least corny Thunder reporter, and we need that balance in the world.
On the topic of sports, here's Steven's Sports Beat for the weekend:
Oklahoma quarterback Kyler Murray wins Heisman Trophy https://t.co/IsW49pDQDj pic.twitter.com/8LE4AQFa76
— koconews (@koconews) December 9, 2018
As if Sooner fans could not be more insufferable, here's another round in the chamber. A former colleague of mine shared a story after he recently moved to Dallas. He went to to play golf and was paired up with a random guy because it was the middle of the week. After a little small talk, the guys says, "You moved from Oklahoma? I'm from Dallas, but went to school at OU." My friend said, "My buddy is the golf coach at the high school I worked at and he went to OU." Without missing a beat the guy asks, "Is he a dick?" My friend couldn't help himself and obliged.
"He's having a huge season. Dude is explosive. He's fast as heck, which is crazy."
— Erik Horne (@ErikkHorne) December 9, 2018
Paul George was rooting for Kyler Murray, marvels at multi-sport stars ->> https://t.co/q9ps6Iy4RF
Humble is not something most professional athletes are good at when it comes to discussing their athletic ability. It took a big man to admit PG was terrible at every sport but basketball. It is also sad we will never see Kyler take the field again when it comes to football, but who knows. While he's no Bo, #1 is certainly just as talented as Dion Sanders, who was the last two sport star.
Heisman winner Kyler Murray issues apology for old, controversial tweets https://t.co/NkUVTTQMs7 pic.twitter.com/DLsSdb5pGy
— koconews (@koconews) December 9, 2018
Since a major city is not covered in snow, Sunday made for a slow news day. Apparently everyone in the press made it a point to scrounge up Tweets from famous and newly famous people. All I can say is thank gawd social media wasn't a thing when I was in high school. Can't people go out and pick on offensive Christmas music like last week?
Kelvin Sampson reflected on his return to GIA and his relationship with #okstate legend Eddie Sutton: "It was never easy in here because Oklahoma State was always good. That guy over there coaching ’em, he was good, too." https://t.co/Ap9fgD1D9r
— Nathan Ruiz (@NathanSRuiz) December 9, 2018
Two former coaches from Oklahoma's flagship schools getting together is pretty cool. Once foes across the court from each other, there is no telling what the conversation was all about. Calling them disgraced is a bit dramatic. Eddie liked the pills and bottle, but so do 98% of the people I know. Kelvin sent more text messages than a 12 year old girl, big deal. Their prospective former employers have moved on, so should the fans. (-Steven)