Has Mike Morgan taken Severe Weather Dongs to a new level?

Thanks to a three-month old baby, a persistent iPhone emergency alert, and a border collie named Simon that shakes like a an old Dr. Katz cartoon whenever thunder strikes, it's safe to say I didn't get a lot of sleep during last night's loud and rambunctious weather.

As a result, my post today is going to be more mailed-in than normal. It's basically just a simple question –Has Mike Morgan taken Severe Weather Dongs to a new level?

Seriously, what's going on there? That's more raunchy than a Lance West text message. I bet it was a secret message to Marla.