Today, we're gonna vote through the North Region of the Ogle Madness XI Bracket. We'll start with the Upper Bracket, then move to the Lower Bracket as the day progresses. The play-in games that you voted on Monday will be consequential again today, adding a few more wild cards into the mix. Here's what we're voting on this morning:
(1) Joleen Chaney vs (16) Ralph Shortey
(8) David Holt vs (9) Potholes
(4) Carrie Underwood vs (13) Aaron Tuttle
(5) Medical Marijuana vs (12) Greg Mashburn
I will be personally shocked if there are major upsets in this section of the bracket, but will gladly accept any surprises. Vote down below:
(1) Joleen Chaney
Who: KFOR news anchor
Biggest Strength: Anchors three whole newscasts throughout the day
Biggest Weakness: Watermelon seeds
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(16) Ralph Shortey
Who: Disgraced, hypocritical Oklahoma Senator
Biggest Strength: Realized the problem of human fetuses in food products 1,000 years before it might become a problem
Biggest Weakness: Used an AOL email address to meet underaged boys
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(8) David Holt
Who: Current Oklahoma Senator/Oklahoma City Mayor Elect
Biggest Strength: Named a street after the Flaming Lips
Biggest Weakness: Hangs out with Dog the Bounty Hunter
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(9) Potholes
Who: Crevices in our street's aging asphalt
Biggest Strength: Can fell even a big pick-up truck with a plastic nutsack
Biggest Weakness: Cheaply covered up with an even more destructive patch job
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(4) Carrie Underwood
Who: Mega country pop diva
Biggest Strength: Digging her keys into the side of your pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Biggest Weakness: Married a hockey player, which is like the least-Oklahoman athlete
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(13) Aaron Tuttle
Who: Internet weather person
Biggest Strength: Can remain in a tanning bed for days without food or water
Biggest Weakness: Finding a copyright attorney who specializes in copyright
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(5) Medical Marijuana
Who: Harmless drugs that may become legalized by our ballot this June
Biggest Strength: Eases many diseases, also gets you high
Biggest Weakness: Munchies
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(12) Greg Mashburn
Who: Cleveland County District attorney
Biggest Strength: Busting head shops
Biggest Weakness: Total narc, man...
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