Earlier this week, American Idol returned to the living rooms of sad, lonely aunts all across America after a much-needed and sadly not-permanent hiatus. One of the scene-stealers was 19-year-old Enid musician Benjamin Glaze. He sucked at singing and playing guitar, but during his audition, he received his first ever kiss from pop starlet Katy Perry.
Wait. What? A 19-year-old musician had never been kissed? That's weird. I thought kissing girls was the reason guys learned how to sing and play guitar in the first place?