Welcome back to another zany day of Ogle Madness XI! Now that we've hit the first round of the left side of the bracket, we'll be hitting the other side, covering the South and North regions today and tomorrow. Here's who we've got on deck this morning:
(1) Russell Westbrook vs (16) Nazi Police Chief
(8) Paseo vs (9) Plaza District
(4) Abigail Ogle vs (13) Ole Red
(5) STD Mobile vs (15) Jim Bridenstine
(1) Russell Westbrook
Who: Reigning NBA MVP point guard for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Triple doubles
Biggest Weakness: All of his clothes seem to have holes in them
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(16) Nazi Police Chief
Who: Former Colbert, OK police chief accused of selling Nazi merch online
Biggest Strength: Ruling the mosh pit at skinhead metal shows
Biggest Weakness: Bad at making up excuses
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(8) Paseo
Who: Hippie arts district
Biggest Strength: Cheap rent
Biggest Weakness: Reeks of nag champa and sour diesel
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(9) Plaza District
Who: Hipster neighborhood
Biggest Strength: Best concentration of places to eat and drink in the area
Biggest Weakness: Rent is getting very not-cheap
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(4) Abigail Ogle
Who: KOCO evening news anchor
Biggest Strength: Member of the Ogle Dynasty
Biggest Weakness: Too many fake Twitter followers
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(13) Ole Red
Who: Blake Shelton's restaurant in Tishomingo
Biggest Strength: Zany Bloody Mary's
Biggest Weakness: Too many bad Yelp! reviews
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(5) STD Mobile
Who: Chevy Captiva with an unfortunate license plate
Biggest Strength: Knows how to party
Biggest Weakness: Will eventually go blind from the syphilis
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(15) Jim Bridenstine
Who: Current State Rep/NASA Administrator nominee
Biggest Strength: Could possibly be in charge of a bunch of space ships
Biggest Weakness: Could possibly be too extreme coo-coo to actually be given the space ships job
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