We're back to the South Region this afternoon, now with the Lower Bracket. We've got some real heavy hitters in this round:
(6) Commando Cartwheel Sub vs (11) Scott Pruitt
(3) Joe Exotic vs (11) Oklahoma Department of Health
(7) Colonel Reba Sanders vs (10) Hipster Boo Boo
(2) Brenton Hager vs (15) Rob Stanley
I don't know why, but something tells me that if Joe Exotic had a restaurant, we would have actually seen him as a defendant vs the Oklahoma Health Department by now. I don't think they allow assless chaps in a kitchen.
Moving on!
(6) Commando Cartwheel Sub
Who: Substitute teacher/sex offender
Biggest Strength: Still limber in her 30's
Biggest Weakness: Too old for cheer try-outs
-
(11) Scott Pruitt
Who: Former state AG/Current EPA cheif
Biggest Strength: Great at getting jobs that he is absolutely the wrong person for
Biggest Weakness: Icky elf
-
[poll id="946"]
-
(3) Joe Exotic
Who: Gubernatorial candidate
Biggest Strength: Commands an army of tigers
Biggest Weakness: Needs to cut the mullet
-
(11) Oklahoma Department of Health
Who: Agency in charge of the general wellness of Oklahomans
Biggest Strength: Knows if you have the flu
Biggest Weakness: Bad at financial management
-
-
(7) Colonel Reba Sanders
Who: Beloved Oklahoman country singer dressed as Colonel Sanders
Biggest Strength: Strangely sexy for a southern gentleman
Biggest Weakness: Still hasn't been told what the 11 secret herbs & spices are
-
(10) Hipster Boo Boo
Who: Oklahoma's First Daughter
Biggest Strength: Seemingly unlimited funds for jetsetting
Biggest Weakness: Cultural appropriation
-
-
(2) Brenton Hager
Who: Real-life GTA superstar
Biggest Strength: Exploiting the handling skills of a Ford F-250
Biggest Weakness: Klepto for cars
-
(15) Rob Stanley
Who: Car dealership spokesperson
Biggest Strength: Large arsenal of automatic weapons
Biggest Weakness: Has the goatee of a Life Church youth pastor
-
