Day two of Ogle Madness XI is now underway! Today, we'll be delving into the West Region bracket. This region will feature some of the winners of Mondays play-in games, who turned out to pretty much all be perverts: Hot Wife Chloe and Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude.
Let's have a look at this morning's bracket:
(1) Emily Sutton vs (16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude
(8) Damon Lane vs (9) David Payne
(4) Gwen Stefani vs (13) New Streetcar
(5) Steven Adams vs (12) Oklahoma Sheriffs Association
(1) Emily Sutton
Who: Severe Weather Princess
Biggest Strength: Filling the Gary England-size hole in our hearts
Biggest Weakness: Large athleisure wardrobe
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(16) Dirty Magazine Body Armor Dude
Who: Man who wore body armor made out of dirty magazines to confront trailer park neighbor
Biggest Strength: Choice in magazine subscriptions
Biggest Weakness: Sticky body armor
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(8) Damon Lane
Who: KOCO Chief Meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Leads the crusade against fake hail pics
Biggest Weakness: Accidently tweeting out dicks
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(9) David Payne
Who: News 9 Chief Meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Creating needless panic with his forecasting
Biggest Weakness: Disliked by Gary England
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(4) Gwen Stefani
Who: Honorary Oklahoman pop singer
Biggest Strength: Part of one of the state's biggest power couples
Biggest Weakness: Used to be in a ska band
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(13) New Streetcar
Who: Upcoming public transit for OKC
Biggest Strength: Could help alleviate downtown traffic & parking issues
Biggest Weakness: Has caused all of downtown to be torn up for months
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(5) Steven Adams
Who: Starting center for the OKC Thunder
Biggest Strength: Charming wit, also his biceps
Biggest Weakness: Low-key plays dirty sometimes
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(12) Oklahoma Sheriffs Association
Who: Top Cops
Biggest Strength: Extortion
Biggest Weakness: Getting in trouble with problematic Facebook posts
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