Welcome back to this afternoon's edition of Ogle Madness XI. We're going through the Lower Bracket of our West Region. If you haven't already, make sure to vote in the Upper Bracket! Check out the contestants:
(6) Ogle Brothers vs (11) Hillbilly Rednecks
(3) Trae Young vs (14) Step Up Oklahoma
(7) Bricktown Hot Dog Stand vs (10) Pioneer Woman
(2) Darci Lynne Farmer vs (15) Chicken Slaughterhouse Slave Labor Camps
I'm predicting a few upsets here, but don't want to sway public opinion too much (but seriously, if the Pioneer Woman fails to make the second round, I'll be disappointed).
Vote!
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(6) Ogle Brothers
Who: Local journalism dynasty
Biggest Strength: Square jawllines
Biggest Weakness: Too eager to give you their "two cents"
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(11) Hillbilly Rednecks
Who: Backwoods, gun-toting rednecks you don’t want to mess with
Biggest Strength: Belly Tattoos
Biggest Weakness: Math and reading
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(3) Trae Young
Who: Point guard for the OU men's basketball team
Biggest Strength: Making killer Youtube highlights videos
Biggest Weakness: The rest of his team stinks
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(14) Step Up Oklahoma
Who: Oil overlord plan to give teachers a pay raise while still protecting their own interests
Biggest Strength: Convincing local media, business leaders and institutions they control it was a good plan
Biggest Weakness: Some people didn't fall for it
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(7) Bricktown Hot Dog Stand
Who: Tubed meat purveyor in downtown OKC
Biggest Strength: Irritating the sensitivity police
Biggest Weakness: T-shirt designs
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(10) Pioneer Woman
Who: Oklahoma blogger-turned-media empire
Biggest Strength: Selling cheap Teflon pans at Target
Biggest Weakness: Coming up with recipes that weren't rewritten from back issues of Southern Living
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(2) Darci Lynne Farmer
Who: Young ventriloquist featured on America's Got Talent
Biggest Strength: Making "B" and "D" sounds without moving her mouth
Biggest Weakness: Nobody has liked ventriloquism since like the 1940's
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(15) Chicken Slaughterhouse Slave Labor Camps
Who: It's pretty self-explanatory
Biggest Strength: Free labor, low overhead
Biggest Weakness: Smells terrible
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