Now it's time to get to voting on the Lower Bracket of the East Region. If you haven't already, make sure to cast your votes on the Upper Bracket while you still can!
Here are your contenders:
(6) Hipster Bicycle Woman vs (11) James Lankford
(3) Olivia Munn vs (14) Silver Bullet
(7) Windmills vs (10) Oil Overlords
(2) Barbie Doll vs (15) Travis Brauer
There's some pretty rando match-ups in this leg of the tourney, but the Windmills vs Oil Overlords could be a nasty fight involving tracking devices and secret PAC spending.
Let's get to the voting!
(6) Hipster Bicycle Woman
Who: Person who got harassed by cop for riding her bike
Biggest Strength: Using driver's license as a weapon
Biggest Weaknesses: Has problems with authority
(11) James Lankford
Who: State Senator for Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Knows all the best chill spots at Falls Creek
Biggest Weaknesses: Still gets his hair cut at Sports Clips
(3) Olivia Munn
Who: Hollywood actress from Oklahoma City
Biggest Strength: Might actually have superpowers from being in more than one comic book action movies
Biggest Weaknesses: Is a cosplay nerd
(14) Silver Bullet
Who: Iconic roller coaster at Frontier City
Biggest Strength: Oklahoma's tallest roller coaster
Biggest Weaknesses: Constantly breaking down
Who: Massive turbines that cover the Oklahoma countryside
Biggest Strength: Provide clean and renewable energy
Biggest Weaknesses: They can't do anything else, like cause earthquakes
(10) Oil Overlords
Who: Billionaire oligarchs who control our state government
Biggest Strength: Infinite power and money
Biggest Weaknesses: Could ruin the state in search of greed
(2) Barbie Doll
Who: Rapper from Moore
Biggest Strength: Wardrobe entirely consisting of vinyl
Biggest Weaknesses: Still hung-up on her high school days
(15) Travis Brauer
Who: Former personal assistant to Mary Fallin who allegedly took upskirt photos
Biggest Strength: Destroying evidence
Biggest Weaknesses: Self-incriminating
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