You're gonna wanna down some Ensure, change that adult diaper and treasure what's left of your life after hearing the just-released newsflash that if you think living in Oklahoma as a young up and comer is tough and full of tempting options to leave town for a far better life somewhere else, just wait until you hit retirement age, grandpa. The news is bleak AF. Just ask Sad Pawpaw.
According to a report from 24/7 Wall St. (inceptioned via KFOR), Oklahoma is in the top ten (number 9, to be exact!) as the worst state to grow old and die in. While I’m sure this isn’t news to the malnutritioned elderly folk that the KFOR news team routinely deliver box-fans to in the summertime, it certainly doesn’t bode very well for those of us who have wistfully planned to wait out our deaths here in the Sooner state. From said report...