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Mark McBride talking to Moore cops about tracking device is funny stuff…

Earlier this week, we put together a list of individuals and groups that may have possibly placed a tracking device on State Rep. Mark McBride's vehicle. One of our wild guesses was the wind industry, something that McBride agrees with.


The state legislator who found a GPS tracker on his pickup suspects the wind industry is behind it.

Rep. Mark McBride spoke to a Moore police officer about his suspicions late Dec. 4 after finding the tracking device underneath his pickup.

"He advised me of the possibility of a wind farm corporation being connected to placing the GPS on his vehicle," Officer Francisco Franco wrote in a police information report.

Yep, those evil, pesky wind companies will stop at nothing in their quest to provide clean, renewable energy to people all over the world.

We also suggested that oil overlords or McBride himself may have planted the device. After watching police body cam footage of a loosey-goosey McBride talking to police after calling about the discovery, I don't think we're anywhere closer to knowing who did it:

That's funny. It's rare to see public figures with their guard totally down, shirt unbuttoned, talking about global wind energy conspiracies to police officers. Seriously, this guy hates wind more than Trump on a golf course. I think it's making him paranoid. I'm sure he blames everything on the wind:

"I'm sorry, baby. I don't know what's wrong. That's never happened before... I... uh.... it's that damn wind outside. It's driving me crazy."

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