It looks like a local thief is going to get a great view of the upcoming solar eclipse!*
Earlier this week, Oklahoma City police released surveillance footage of a Batman fanboy who confidently stole a telescope from a Hobby Lobby because America is awesome. As a homage to the campy Batman TV show of the 1960s, we're going to name the villain Telescopeus. He'll make a great Ogle Madness 13-seed next spring.