Let's be honest for a second. If you're an Oklahoma City resident, there's nothing more embarrassing than being spotted on the Bricktown Water Taxi.
Although the Bricktown canal is charming and picturesque, riding along the plodding vessels that trod through it is the rice cake of Oklahoma City tourist attractions. Outside of an occasional fight on the Chelino's patio, there's just nothing fun or exciting about the excursion. It's one reason why we think the Bricktown Association should spice things up and recreate major naval battles on the weekends.