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Ogle Madness X: Midwest Region, Second Round

5:05 AM EDT on March 21, 2017

The second day of the second round in the second week of Ogle Madness X tips-off today with matchups from the Midwest Region, or as pundits call it, the Estro-region:

(1) Olivia Munn vs. (8) Red Dirt Report  
(4) Moving Out Of Oklahoma vs. (12) Reba McEntire
(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls vs. (6) Marla Morgan
(2) Lacey Swope vs. (10) Linda Cavanaugh 

Go vote!

(1) Olivia Munn vs. (8) Red Dirt Report

(1) Olivia Munn

Who? Famous PC North Graduate

Strength: Very photogenic from the proper angle

Weakness: Turned down TLO interview request in 2008, delaying the explosion of her career.

Last Match: Defeated Oklahoma Lawmakers 622 - 88

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(8) Red Dirt Report

(8) Red Dirt Report

What? Alt-Left Local News Website

Strength: They also employ the services of Louis Fowler

Weakness: Sometimes requires an aluminum hat to fully enjoy

Last Match: Defeated Non Doc 451 - 206

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(4) Moving Out Of Oklahoma vs. (12) Reba McEntire

(4) Moving Out Of Oklahoma

What? Something every sane, practical Oklahoman should be considering

Strength: Happiness and opportunity

Weakness: Quality onion burgers will be harder to find

Last Match: Defeated KFOR Social Media Bandit 418 - 255

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(12) Reba McEntire

Who? Queen of Oklahoma Country Music

Strength: Hair and vocals

Weakness: Still won't do an interview with Amanda Taylor

Last Match: Defeated Joe Exotic 411 -272

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(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls vs. (6) Marla Morgan

(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls

Who? Hot girls who like to party

Strength: Helping us sell out

Weakness: Thanks to their evil, alternative lifestyle, they will be subjected to eternal damnation in hell

Last Match: Defeated Skydance Bridge 504 - 254

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(6) Marla Morgan

Who? Wife of Mike Morgan

Strength: Sending emails

Weakness: Doesn't wear bedazzled ties

Last Match: Defeated Mary Fallin 701 to 57

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(2) Lacey Swope vs. (10) Linda Cavanaugh

(2) Lacey Swope

Who? News 9 Severe Weather Babe

Strength: Hunting animals

Weakness: Moving to Tulsa

Last Match: Defeated #ShopEdmond 691 - 99

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(10) Linda Cavanaugh

Who? Queen Elizabeth of OKC News Anchors

Strength: Reading a teleprompter

Weakness: These buffalo wings are great

Last Match: Defeated Dean Blevins Flasher 455 - 280

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