We're halfway through the first round of Ogle Madness X. That's cool. Plus, the real March Madness tips-off at 11am today. That's cooler! Hopefully I'll be at Ed Lynn's Buffalo Wild Wings on NW Expressway drinking beer and watching hoops by the time you're voting on this.
Here are the morning matchups:
(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Oklahoma Lawmakers
(8) Red Dirt Report vs. (9) Non Doc
(4) Moving Out Of Oklahoma vs. (13) KFOR Social Media Bandit
(5) Joe Exotic vs. (12) Reba McEntire
Go vote!
(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Oklahoma Lawmakers
(1) Olivia Munn
Who? Famous PC North Graduate
Strength: Very photogenic from the proper angle
Weakness: Turned down TLO interview request in 2008, delaying the explosion of her career.
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(16) Oklahoma Lawmakers
Who? Elected body that seems hell-bent on making this state an awful place to live
Strength: Serving their energy industry overlords
Weakness: Underage prostitutes and capitol pages
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(8) Red Dirt Report vs. (9) Non Doc
(8) Red Dirt Report
What? Alt-Left Local News Website
Strength: They also employ the services of Louis Fowler
Weakness: Sometimes requires an aluminum hat to fully enjoy
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(9) Non Doc
What? A Filter, Not A Funnel. Whatever that means.
Strength: Using The Lost Ogle to generate interest and page views for fledgling website
Weakness: Needs a larger safe space
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(4) Moving Out Of Oklahoma vs. (13) KFOR Social Media Bandit
(4) Moving Out Of Oklahoma
What? Something every sane, practical Oklahoman should be considering
Strength: Happiness and opportunity
Weakness: Quality onion burgers will be harder to find
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(13) KFOR Social Media Bandit
Who? Person in charge of social media for KFOR
Strength: You won't be what happens next! Please share.
Weakness: Eats all of Scott Hines' vegan banana nut bread
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(5) Joe Exotic vs. (12) Reba McIntire
5) Joe Exotic
Who? Former US presidential candidate from Oklahoma
Strength: Tigers
Weakness: Ligers
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(12) Reba McEntire
Who? Queen of Oklahoma Country Music
Strength: Hair and vocals
Weakness: Still won't do an interview with Amanda Taylor
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