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Here’s the Ralph Shortey police report…

4:39 PM EDT on March 15, 2017

The Moore Police Department has released a redacted police report on State Senator Ralph Shortey's arrest hang out session. If you remember correctly, the now-suspended State Senator was busted with an under-aged male prostitute in a southside motel room on March 9th.

We learn a couple of new things in the report. From a strictly ironic perspective, the best part is that an odor of marijuana was coming from the motel room, and that Ralph was allegedly either the seller or buyer. The names are redacted so it's hard to follow. Either way, I guess it's a good thing Oklahoma voters passed SQ 780 and 781 – two laws Shortey wanted to overturn – otherwise he may be facing additional felony charges.

Check out the report after the jump:

Yep, Ralph was just hanging out with a teenage friend smoking weed in a shady motel room. Nothing to see here. Move along.

We'll have more on this developing story of schadenfreude tomorrow.

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