I think that the main reason I like Thanksgiving is because I can eat a big turkey dinner at 11 am on a Thursday and no one blames it on a depression-based eating disorder.
Apparently, most of Moore must have had the same thought processes, I said to no one in particular, as I patiently stood in a line that wrapped itself clear around the edifice that is Furr’s Fresh Buffet (the new incarnation of Furr’s Cafeteria) at 1201 South Interstate Drive.