In case you're wondering why there are so many typos on this site, I graduated from Oklahoma City Community College in 1999 with an Associate's Degree in Experimental Biomolecular Air Conditioning Installation. 15 years later, as a result of my fame and celebrity status, I was inducted into the college's Alumni Hall of Fame. Other than the time Linda Cavanaugh named me KFOR Employee of the Month, it's been the highlight of my professional career.
With that disclaimer out-of-the-way, it pains me to report that a scandal is now rocking my alma mater! And no, it has nothing to do with those counterfeit faculty parking stickers I printed in the computer lab my Freshman year. Apparently, an O-Trip staffer was caught changing test scores and enrollment information, which depending on how the scores were altered, can either be a really nice or really shitty thing to do to student. It's also against the law.