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Redneck Yankee Facebook Philosopher Had A Good Time In Oklahoma City…

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The guy pictured above is Sean Flood. He's the operator of Facebook page called "Flood Thoughts: The Voice of a True American." According to his "About Me," Sean enjoys "offending people with facts, logic, common sense and the truth," which as we all know, is code for "I'm an angry white male Donald Trump supporter. Please unfollow me at your convenience. Thanks."

Anyway, an Ogle Mole sent me a video that Sean posted on Facebook about a recent visit to Oklahoma City. In the video, he raves about the kindness shown by people who live on the right side of the tracks in Tecumseh, talks about wanting to eat off the streets of Bricktown, and gushes with primal joy about his new favorite bar in the world – Cowboys OKC.

Because Oklahomans have a massive inferiority complex and we love it when anybody says anything nice about us, the video has received almost 75,000 views in less than 24 hours.

Check it out:

(Editor's Note: Our Facebook video embed code is acting buggy. If you can't see the video, you can watch it here)

You know what, that's pretty cool. Although I'm sure I disagree with Sean on many political topics, I'm glad he was able to visit OKC and enjoyed his trip. If he's as right-wing and redneckish as he appears on Facebook, he should really consider moving here. He'd fit in very well and love it.

That being said, I have to call out him on one thing. Sean brags on Facebook that "he enjoys offending people with facts, logic, common sense and the truth," but then he claims in his video that he every girl at Cowboys was a 10. Listen, I don't know how much coin beer he had, but there's no way that's possible. It would be like saying you saw the hottest stripper in your life at Red Dog.

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