The lady pictured above who looks like she's being asked why she didn't flush the toilet is Carolynn Caudill. She's the Oklahoma County Clerk, which means she, uh, well, I don't really know what a county clerk does. I think they just stamp, file and organize things, which when you think about it, sounds like a boring, monotonous job, and probably helps explain why Ms. Caudill doesn't like to go to work every day.
Via KOKH: