I originally planned on making today's Hot Girl Friday an April Fools' Day Joke, but I couldn't think of a good person. My first choice was Sally Kern, but we've named her a HGF in the past. My second choice was Mary Fallin, but I was worried she'd think it was serious and name me to the highway patrol. My third choice was Van Shea Iven, but that photo we have of him that looks like a lesbian having an orgy with sporting equipment is like 10 years old. Plus, I really don't want to add "Got ass kicked by high school sports reporter" to my resume.
As a compromise, today's Hot Girl Friday is local model Dani Helmswith. I stumbled across her profile on Model Mayhem. She's a Twin Peaks girl who apparently goes by the name Erin:
