I originally planned on making today's Hot Girl Friday an April Fools' Day Joke, but I couldn't think of a good person. My first choice was Sally Kern, but we've named her a HGF in the past. My second choice was Mary Fallin, but I was worried she'd think it was serious and name me to the highway patrol. My third choice was Van Shea Iven, but that photo we have of him that looks like a lesbian having an orgy with sporting equipment is like 10 years old. Plus, I really don't want to add "Got ass kicked by high school sports reporter" to my resume.
As a compromise, today's Hot Girl Friday is local model Dani Helmswith. I stumbled across her profile on Model Mayhem. She's a Twin Peaks girl who apparently goes by the name Erin:
Yeah, she's probably a better choice than April Fools' Day joke anyway. There are more pics of Dani after the jump. She's our Hot Girl Friday.
Update: You may notice that Aaron Tuttle is in that pic. If you want to know why, check out more "pics" of Dani after the jump:
Well, I guess this was an April Fools' Day joke and the joke was on us.
Although we don't mind pissing off diabolical Facebook weathermen, we always cater to the demands and wishes of Twin Peak waitresses with large boobs and killer abs. It's how life works, so we removed her photos. Also, on a positive note, I can now tell my friends that a hot girl Facebook messaged me at 12:37am. That's always cool.