Have you ever wondered what it would be like to pit a grown man against a steak?
Of course you haven't. That's what makes this particular Ogle Madness IX Final Four matchup so difficult. Do you go with a 200 lb, 6'3" athlete who can run, dunk, and compete harder than anyone in the NBA, or a delicious, 12-oz slab of tender and deep-fried meat slathered with creamy pepper gravy and mashed potatoes? One of them has multi-million dollar endorsement deals. The other Berry Tramel can order from a red phone at a Del Rancho booth.
(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (2) Chicken Fried Steak
Get your vote in today, because this will surely be a fight for the ages!
(2) Russell Westbrook
Round One: Defeated Aaron Tuttle’s Tan
Round Two: Defeated Lee and Gentry
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Gwen Stefani
Elite Eight: Defeated The Ogle Brothers
Who He Is: Vicious alien beast/OKC Thunder point guard
Biggest Strength: Gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks
Biggest Weakness: Dresses like an eight year-old with no supervision
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(2) Chicken Fried Steak
Round One: Defeated Galleria Furniture Girl
Round Two: Defeated David Boren
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Earthquakes
Elite Eight: Defeated Teachers
What It Is: Not chicken, barely a steak, all the way delicious
Biggest Strength: Smothered in gravy
Biggest Weakness: Leading cause of heart disease in Oklahoma
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