We've hit the last match-up before a Final Four that is shaping up to be an epic Ogle Madness Classic. This afternoon, I'd like to use this particular match-up to imagine Russell Westbrook and The Ogle Brothers at first meeting for battle, but then deciding to join forces. Russ would pick out hot new outfits for the Bros, and the Ogle boys would coach Westbrook on how to better communicate with the press. It's win-win!
(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (5) The Ogle Brothers
(2) Russell Westbrook
Round One: Defeated Aaron Tuttle’s Tan
Round Two: Defeated Lee and Gentry
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Gwen Stefani
Who He Is: Vicious alien beast/OKC Thunder point guard
Biggest Strength: Gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks
Biggest Weakness: Dresses like an eight year-old with no supervision
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(5) The Ogle Brothers
Round One: Defeated Derek Albro
Round Two: Defeated Ogletoberfest
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Olivia Munn
Who They Are: Oklahoma’s leading news dynasty
Biggest Strength: Rugged chins
Biggest Weakness: Still fight over who gets to play with the Action Jackson jungle fortress set
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