Life is full of difficult choices. Taco Mayo or Taco Bueno? Rose State or OKCCC? Wu Wear or FUBU?
Ok, so those are questions I haven't considered since high school, but they're still important choices. This year's OMIX is full of tough ones. For example, teachers knocked off (1) Kevin Durant last week by a count of 305 - 298. We believe it's the first time KD hasn't made the Elite 8. It's like we're all expecting him to leave or something.
Speaking of leaving the state for better money, the upset-minded Teachers have another tough obstacle on their way to the Final 4. It's thick and covered with gravy:
(2) Chicken Fried Steak vs. (5) Teachers
Go vote!
(5) Teachers
Round One: Defeated Oklahoman Editorial Board
Round Two: Defeated Skirvin Bedbugs
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Kevin Durant
Who They Are: Sad, underpaid individuals that are responsible for thousands of children
Biggest Strength: Can ruin generations of Oklahomans through their cynicism
Biggest Weakness: Will eventually move out-of-state/commit suicide
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(2) Chicken Fried Steak
Round One: Defeated Galleria Furniture Girl
Round Two: Defeated David Boren
Sweet Sixteen: Defeated Earthquakes
What It Is: Not chicken, barely a steak, all the way delicious
Biggest Strength: Smothered in gravy
Biggest Weakness: Leading cause of heart disease in Oklahoma
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