If you had to pick one Oklahoma country music legend to get drunk and party with, there's a good chance that you'd go with Blake Shelton. Who wouldn't? He'd be one hell of a wingman, and based upon some of the darn tootin', good old boy stuff he says on Twitter and in his songs, the guy knows how to party. Plus, he's not a douche bag like Toby Keith or Garth Brooks.
Unfortunately, choosing to get hammered with Blake Shelton would be about as smart as cocktail tanning with Aaron Tuttle. In case you haven't heard, Blake's hard partying, heavy drinking, womanizing ways are apparently just a big ruse. In real life, he's apparently a bigger buzzkill than Vince Gill riding the Bricktown Water Taxi.