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Ogle Madness IX: Second Round, West Region

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It's the last leg of the Second Round, and the Sweet 16 is so close, I can smell it. This region has created some pretty wacky match-ups. The Ogle Brothers are competing against the Ogletoberfest beer. Hipster Boo Boo must assert her dominance over the much cooler and more established Gwen Stefani. Who will come out on top? That's up to you. Vote now and make your mark upon what is sure to be a legendary OGLE MADNESS.

(1) Olivia Jordan vs. (8) Linda Cavanaugh

(4) Ogletoberfest vs. (5) The Ogle Brothers

(3) Gwen Stefani vs. (6) Hipster Boo Boo

(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Lee and Gentry


(1) Olivia Jordan vs. (8) Linda Cavanaugh

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(1) Olivia Jordan

Round One: Defeated Donald Trump

Who She Is: First Oklahoman to be crowned Miss USA

Biggest Strength: Level 20 MegaBabe

Biggest Weakness: Will forever have a film credit for “Ted” on her IMDB page


(8) Linda Cavanaugh

Round One: Defeated Dean Blevins

Who She Is: KFOR news anchor

Biggest Strength: 15 Emmy’s, reminds you of your mom

Biggest Weakness: Texas hair

(4) Ogletoberfest vs. (5) The Ogle Brothers


(4) Ogletoberfest

Round One: Defeated Bob Mills

What It Is: A delicious marzen-style beer made by Oklahoma City’s own Anthem Brewing (not sure where the name comes from though)

Biggest Strength: Malts taste that is smooth and sweet, gets you drunk

Biggest Weakness: Seasonal (kind of)

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(5) The Ogle Brothers

Round One: Defeated Derek Albro

Who They Are: Oklahoma’s leading news dynasty

Biggest Strength: Rugged chins

Biggest Weakness: Still fight over who gets to play with the Action Jackson jungle fortress set

(3) Gwen Stefani vs. (6) Hipster Boo Boo


(3) Gwen Stefani

Round One: Defeated KFOR Social Media Bandit

Who She Is: International pop star, partner to Blake Shelton

Biggest Strength: Can easily spell “BANANAS,” which is a sorta tricky word

Biggest Weakness: Has to spend holidays in Tishomingo

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(6) Hipster Boo Boo

Round One: Defeated Jenni Carlson

Who She Is: Scowling socialite spawn of Mary Fallin

Biggest Strength: Being noticed

Biggest Weakness: Mistook the State Capital for Sunnyvale Trailer Park

(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Lee and Gentry

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(2) Russell Westbrook

Round One: Defeated Aaron Tuttle's Tan

Who He Is: Vicious alien beast/OKC Thunder point guard

Biggest Strength: Gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks

Biggest Weakness: Dresses like an eight year-old with no supervision

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(10) Lee and Gentry

Round One: Defeated Joe Exotic

Who They Are: Hahn Appliance Warehouse spokespeople

Biggest Strength: Ambiguous relationship creates sexual tension

Biggest Weakness: See above

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