It's the last leg of the Second Round, and the Sweet 16 is so close, I can smell it. This region has created some pretty wacky match-ups. The Ogle Brothers are competing against the Ogletoberfest beer. Hipster Boo Boo must assert her dominance over the much cooler and more established Gwen Stefani. Who will come out on top? That's up to you. Vote now and make your mark upon what is sure to be a legendary OGLE MADNESS.
(1) Olivia Jordan vs. (8) Linda Cavanaugh
(4) Ogletoberfest vs. (5) The Ogle Brothers
(3) Gwen Stefani vs. (6) Hipster Boo Boo
(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Lee and Gentry
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(1) Olivia Jordan vs. (8) Linda Cavanaugh
(1) Olivia Jordan
Round One: Defeated Donald Trump
Who She Is: First Oklahoman to be crowned Miss USA
Biggest Strength: Level 20 MegaBabe
Biggest Weakness: Will forever have a film credit for “Ted” on her IMDB page
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(8) Linda Cavanaugh
Round One: Defeated Dean Blevins
Who She Is: KFOR news anchor
Biggest Strength: 15 Emmy’s, reminds you of your mom
Biggest Weakness: Texas hair
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(4) Ogletoberfest vs. (5) The Ogle Brothers
(4) Ogletoberfest
Round One: Defeated Bob Mills
What It Is: A delicious marzen-style beer made by Oklahoma City’s own Anthem Brewing (not sure where the name comes from though)
Biggest Strength: Malts taste that is smooth and sweet, gets you drunk
Biggest Weakness: Seasonal (kind of)
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(5) The Ogle Brothers
Round One: Defeated Derek Albro
Who They Are: Oklahoma’s leading news dynasty
Biggest Strength: Rugged chins
Biggest Weakness: Still fight over who gets to play with the Action Jackson jungle fortress set
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(3) Gwen Stefani vs. (6) Hipster Boo Boo
(3) Gwen Stefani
Round One: Defeated KFOR Social Media Bandit
Who She Is: International pop star, partner to Blake Shelton
Biggest Strength: Can easily spell “BANANAS,” which is a sorta tricky word
Biggest Weakness: Has to spend holidays in Tishomingo
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(6) Hipster Boo Boo
Round One: Defeated Jenni Carlson
Who She Is: Scowling socialite spawn of Mary Fallin
Biggest Strength: Being noticed
Biggest Weakness: Mistook the State Capital for Sunnyvale Trailer Park
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(2) Russell Westbrook vs. (10) Lee and Gentry
(2) Russell Westbrook
Round One: Defeated Aaron Tuttle's Tan
Who He Is: Vicious alien beast/OKC Thunder point guard
Biggest Strength: Gives zero fucks about what anyone thinks
Biggest Weakness: Dresses like an eight year-old with no supervision
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(10) Lee and Gentry
Round One: Defeated Joe Exotic
Who They Are: Hahn Appliance Warehouse spokespeople
Biggest Strength: Ambiguous relationship creates sexual tension
Biggest Weakness: See above
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