We're cracking into the last of the conferences now, and this one is chock-full of media celebs, nut-jobs, and other assorted Ogle-fodder. If you don't vote, you can't complain about your next reigning Oglelord, so make your decisions wisely!
(1) Olivia Jordan vs. (16) Donald Trump
(8) Linda Cavanaugh vs. (9) Dean Blevins
(4) Ogletoberfest vs. (13) Bob Mills
(5) The Ogle Brothers vs. (12) Derek Albro
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(1) Olivia Jordan vs. (16) Donald Trump
(1) Olivia Jordan
Who She Is: First Oklahoman to be crowned Miss USA
Biggest Strength: Level 20 MegaBabe
Biggest Weakness: Will forever have a film credit for "Ted" on her IMDB page
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(16) Donald Trump
Who He Is: Gazillionaire fascist who will be your next president
Biggest Strength: Bullying people into believe he is competent
Biggest Weakness: Will never know what it is like to have a human soul
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(8) Linda Cavanaugh vs. (9) Dean Blevins
(8) Linda Cavanaugh
Who She Is: KFOR news anchor
Biggest Strength: 15 Emmy's, reminds you of your mom
Biggest Weakness: Texas hair
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(9) Dean Blevins
Who He Is: KWTV sportscaster
Biggest Strength: Will somehow always have a job
Biggest Weakness: Twitter syntax
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(4) Ogletoberfest vs. (13) Bob Mills
(4) Ogletoberfest
What It Is: A delicious marzen-style beer made by Oklahoma City's own Anthem Brewing (not sure where the name comes from though)
Biggest Strength: Malts taste that is smooth and sweet, gets you drunk
Biggest Weakness: Seasonal (kind of)
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(13) Bob Mills
Who He Is: Sells dinettes/campaigns for Donald Trump
Biggest Strength: Probably has a bitchin' living room
Biggest Weakness: Wants a racist for president
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(5) The Ogle Brothers vs. (12) Derek Albro
(5) The Ogle Brothers
Who They Are: Oklahoma's leading news dynasty
Biggest Strength: Rugged chins
Biggest Weakness: Still fight over who gets to play with the Action Jackson jungle fortress set
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(12) Derek Albro
Who He Is: Director Public and Government Affairs at Devon Energy
Biggest Strength: Writes the governor's talking points
Biggest Weakness: Has one of the sleaziest jobs in the world
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