We're halfway through the first round of Ogle Madness IX. Now it's time to start the Midwest Region! There are some pretty killer matchups here. There's the potential for a few upsets that could shift the weight of this conference, especially the Skirvin Bedbugs. Make sure you get your votes in today!
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (16) State Budget Crisis
(8) Abigail Ogle vs. (9) Steve Shaw
(4) Carrie Underwood vs. (13) Skirvin Bedbugs
(5) Teachers vs. (12) Oklahoman Editorial Board
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (16) State Budget Crisis
(1) Kevin Durant
Who He Is: The new guy in the Sonic commercials
Biggest Strength: Can drop buckets on any living animal, mineral, or Terminator
Biggest Weakness: Expiring contract
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(16) State Budget Crisis
What It Is: An ever-widening black hole of madness & desperation
Biggest Strength: Prepares us for the upcoming zombie apocalypse/second Dust Bowl/Trump presidency
Biggest Weakness: Purges our best and our brightest
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(8) Abigail Ogle vs. (9) Steve Shaw
(8) Abigail Ogle
Who She Is: Future overlord of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Is connected to everybody cool or important
Biggest Weakness: Schambach isn't going anywhere soon
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(9) Steve Shaw
Who He Is: News 9's badass Tommy Bahama reporter bro
Biggest Strength: Isn't afraid of snakes
Biggest Weakness: Bad at Tinder
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(4) Carrie Underwood vs. (13) Skirvin Bedbugs
(4) Carrie Underwood
Who She Is: Won some show called "American Idol," not sure what she's done since then
Biggest Strength: Has seven Grammy's
Biggest Weakness: Vegan
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(13) Skirvin Bedbugs
What They Are: Terrifying insects that haunt visiting NBA players
Biggest Strength: Capable of incapacitating Kyrie Irving
Biggest Weakness: Vulnerable to Raid
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(5) Teachers vs. (12) Oklahoman Editorial Board
(5) Teachers
Who They Are: Sad, underpaid individuals that are responsible for thousands of children
Biggest Strength: Can ruin generations of Oklahomans through their cynicism
Biggest Weakness: Will eventually move out-of-state/commit suicide
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(12) Oklahoman Editorial Board
Who They Are: Ancient Republican dust-bags who believe jaywalkers deserve the death penalty
Biggest Strength: Influences of a wide segment of Oklahomans who are at risk of triggering a Silver Alert
Biggest Weakness: In a dying industry
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