One of my favorite KFOR coworkers is Chellie Mills. She's sweet and adorable and the nicest person you'll ever meet. Although this pisses off Abby Broyles, everyone else loves it. For example, on the last Friday of each month Chellie will prance around the entire compound handing out fresh homemade biscuits and butter muffins from a gigantic basket she bought at Hobby Lobby. Sometimes, she even lets Gaylon Culver help. It's why Lance West always refers to Chelli as "Biscuit Betty" whenever he cuts to her for a live report. It makes sense now, doesn't it?
Unfortunately, Chellie is so sweet and nice that she's a bit naive and sheltered. If you need proof, check out this report she filed yesterday. Apparently, she just learned that THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, can be put inside candy and chocolate bars.