Yesterday, we told you that some gay rights activist named Chaz from Florida was going to display a Festivus Pole at the Oklahoma Capitol. As a latex salesman, I had concerns:
A Gay Right’s Festivus Pole? Not that there’s anything wrong with that… I mean that’s fine if that’s who you are… I have many gay friends… but that’s not the reason for the Festivus season! Festivus should be about nothing. It’s not supposed to raise awareness for a cause, no matter how good and deserving that cause may be. It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, white or brown, or gay or a bigoted Oklahoma lawmaker, Festivus is a holiday for everyone! As they say, it’s a Festivus for the rest of us!