There's something strange happening in the Oklahoma Sports Department.
Yesterday, former OU QB Landry Jones – a.k.a. Johnny Suckball – was inserted into the Steelers lineup to replace a struggling Michael Vick. Landry actually looked sharp, made some decent throws and helped the Steelers win the ballgame over the previously unbeaten Arizona Cardinals. It was a nice performance against strong competition, and just enough to get Pittsburgh fans excited before Landry comes crashing down back to earth against prepared NFL defense with his patented fumbles, pick sixes and laid eggs.
The successful day wasn't lost on Landry's biggest fan:
Yep, Landry Jones is now a Lumbersexual. Time to change your look, Guys In The Plaza District. If you didn't know already, it's no longer cool.
When I saw the tweet, I immediately wondered how many one-sentence paragraphs Jenni would string together in a highly-anticipated "Ode to Lumberjack Landry" column. 25? 50?? 100??? As we've documented, there's nothing Jenni enjoys more than writing a nice column about Landry Jones and Whitney Hand-Jones(?). She loves writing about them about as much as a mother of children loves hand-feeding her son some fried chicken.