Today's the big day!
Donald Trump will be making a campaign stop at the Oklahoma State Fair today at 5:30. Admission is free with a State Fair ticket or confederate flag.
I'm actually really excited about this. I'd never vote for him and think he's nuts, but I get a kick out of Donald Trump the political entertainer. He cracks me up. He's the president every dystopian future comic book has warned us about. It's like watching a performance artist, professional wrestler and angry six-year-old all rolled into one. He's putting on one hell of a show. I can't wait to see him ride around in a rascal, call a carnie a loser, and yell at everyone "High And Dry! High and Dry! HAHAHAHAHAH!" He will definitely make the state fair great again.
Other people are not so excited. For example, the local band "Uncanny Violet Unicorn" is pissed that Trump's appearance bumped them from the State Fair stage.