This probably explains why 2 Chainz skipped on the Rawhide Music Festival in Stillwater a few weeks ago.
Wait. 2 Chainz skipped out on a music festival in Stillwater???
Yeah, that's my bad. In all honesty, I know nothing about modern hip hop, which is obvious just by using the term "modern hip hop." Hell, I thought Wiz Khalifa was PewDiePie until a couple of a weeks ago. I also know nothing about 2 Chainz. I remember his bus arrest along I-40 in the Meridian hotel district, but that's it. I can't name any of his songs, and if he walked by me at an airport I'd probably text all my friends that I just saw Whoopi Goldberg.
I wasn't always so out of touch. I think the last time I really listened to rap and hip hop, or at least spent regular time at bars in Midwest City, would be when 50-Cent was big in the early 2000s. There's a reason everyone in MDUB called me The Magic Stick, and trust me, it had nothing to do with my vintage collection of wooden wands. I don't know what you heard about me, but I was a mothefuckin' P.I.M.P.
Anyway, some local criminal defense attorney named Kent Bridge (pictured above without dreads) is suing 2 Chainz. Kent claims the rapper never paid him for life saving legal work during the rapper's arrest in Oklahoma City.