I guess this explains why no one showed up to your garage sale!
Earlier today, a Mole sent me a link to the following Craigslist ad. It was posted by Paulette with 1.800.2SellHomes or whatever it's called now. She's turned into a sign vigilante, and is now offering to buy all those annoying yard signs you see cluttered along busy intersections and highway service roads.
Here's the ad:
That's pretty cool. I wonder what Ug and Chico or going to do as a response? If I was them, I'd offer $5 for every damaged TV someone tossed a brick through from watching too many 1.800.2SellHomes commercials. Seriously, could those ads be any worse? It's like Linda Soundtrack turned into a Stepford wife. Here's my favorite one: