As Adam mentioned earlier, The Rocklahoma Music Festival takes places this weekend in Pryor. This is the 8th consecutive year for the methfest. This year's theme is sex, drugs and HPV.
The event is scheduled to go on rain or shine. This concerns local environmentalists, who are worried that a dangerous mix of viruses, bacteria and used syringes may find their way into the Oklahoma river system, threatening this year's paddlefish caviar harvest.
The headliners for Rocklahoma include Godsmack, Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Tesla, Queensryche, Papa Roach and many other bands you'll likely hear at a Henry Hudson's during Happy Hour. I'm not going to lie, I liked some of these bands in the late 1990s and early aughts. Of course, I also had a bleached frosty top and wore mandals, so my musical taste during this period shouldn't be taken too seriously.
For this week's Hot Girl Friday, I thought we'd analyze the finalists for Miss Rocklahoma. We do this every couple of years or so. Unlike in 2009, when Erin (pictured) ran away with the crown like a man caught cooking meth in a Walmart bathroom, this year's competition figures to be close. Here are the five finalists for Miss Rocklahoma 2015. They are our Hot Girl Friday.
First we have Amy...