Since the dawn of man, concerned parents, judgemental gods and conservative government authorities have been trying to keep teenagers from having sex with each other. Outside of war, you can probably say it's one of the great traditions of the human race. Sex between irresponsible 16-year-olds is bad. Sex between irresponsible adults is fine and fit for television.
Well, the Mustang School District is doing its part in keeping the tradition alive. Last week, they notified parents about an "abstinence and purity program" at the school called K.E.E.P.