Update: Yeah, I have no clue what's going on. Apparently the whole "reopening this week" thing has hit some snags. The liquor license is expired, and the new owner I talked to apparently isn't even the new owner. Brianna Bailey took a break from singing Yellow Ledbetter at Nancy's Lighthouse to update on everything. You can see it after jump. I added some "editor's notes" to the post below.
That lasted about as long as a plate of stuffed mushrooms... (I guess mushrooms last longer than I thought.)