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Brenda Mettler 42 Robert S. Mettler

The sick assholes pictured above are Robert and Brenda Mettler from Claremore. Last week, they became the newest Oklahomans to be caught performing and/or filming human sex acts with dogs.

Via The Tulsa World:

A Claremore couple was arrested on bestiality complaints after police found at their home a video showing a dog performing oral sex on the wife.

Yeah, sorry about that. I should have warned you that this is a graphic and disgusting story. It's worse than listening to this audio clip of Regular Jim Traber getting into a yelling match with an OU football player's dad. I guess you can always count on bestiality to make Jim Traber seem tolerable.

Here are more disgusting details:

Brenda Mettler, 42, and Robert S. Mettler, 44, were jailed Thursday on complaints of crimes against nature/sodomy, cruelty to animals and distributing obscene material.

The pair each posted $60,000 bail and were released from jail Friday, said Investigator Kyle Baker of the Rogers County Sheriff's Office.

After issuing a search warrant, Baker searched the residence and located several videos showing different breeds of dogs performing sexual acts — including intercourse — with women, according to a police report.

Brenda Mettler said she and her husband made a video of a white boxer performing oral sex on her a long time ago, records indicate. The woman said it was a "one-time deal," adding that the dog has since died and she didn't know her husband posted the video to the Internet, documents show.

Robert Mettler told police it is a "fantasy of his to see dogs and females engage in sexual activity," a report stated.

Wow, that kind of makes Regular Jim Traber's fantasy of seeing Cal Ripken engage in sexual activity with a Mazzio's pizza buffet seem kind of normal.

Anyway, say what you want about some of the backwards, draconian laws we have in this state, but at least we're progressive on the issue of bestiality. In fact, Oklahoma is one of only 16 states to consider the crime a felony. If convicted, you can face up to 10 years in prison for your first offense. In the other 34 states, it's either legal, a misdemeanor or they revoke access to your PetPerks Card.

That being said, I still don't think our laws are tough enough. Back in 2008, a Tulsa woman was caught having sex with a bunch of dogs and only received a five-year suspended sentence. She also had to register as a sex offender and was ordered to have no contact with animals (excluding squirrels). Pretty weak, huh? They should at least throw these sickos in a cage and force them to listen to Regular Jim Traber for a couple of hours each afternoon. That will teach them a lesson.

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