I'll admit, it's difficult for me to write about Emily Sutton right now. And no, it's not that I'm jealous about her engagement to Mr. Haha Imtotallybetterthanyou Fireman Dude. That's old news. I'm totally over that just like I am the James Harden trade, which will probably go down in history as one of the worst NBA trades of all time.
The issue is that now when I think of Emily Sutton, I find myself thinking about fireman, and when I think of fireman, I think of heat, and when I think of heat, I think of Miami, and when I think of Miami, I think of beaches, and when I think of beaches, I think of breasts, and when I think of breasts, well, I find it difficult to focus on writing for this website.